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Have you ever met Joe?

Question by Republican for life: Have you ever met Joe?
Joe gets up at 6:00am to prepare his morning coffee. He fills his pot full of good clean drinking water because some liberal fought for minimum water quality standards. He takes his daily medication with his first swallow of coffee. His medications are safe to take because some liberal fought to insure their safety and work as advertised.

All but .00 of his medications are paid for by his employers medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance, now Joe gets it too. He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs this day. Joe’s bacon is safe to eat because some liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.

Joe takes his morning shower reaching for his shampoo; His bottle is properly labeled with every ingredient and the amount of its contents because some liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained. Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some tree hugging liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air. He walks to the subway station for his government subsidized ride to work; it saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees. You see, some liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.

Joe begins his work day; he has a good job with excellent pay, medicals benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Joe’s employer pays these standards because Joe’s employer doesn’t want his employees to call the union. If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed he’ll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some liberal didn’t think he should loose his home because of his temporary misfortune.

Its noon time, Joe needs to make a Bank Deposit so he can pay some bills. Joe’s deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some liberal wanted to protect Joe’s money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the depression.

Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae underwritten Mortgage and his below market federal student loan because some stupid liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his life-time.

Joe is home from work, he plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive to dads; his car is among the safest in the world because some liberal fought for car safety standards. He arrives at his boyhood home. He was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers Home Administration because bankers didn’t want to make rural loans. The house didn’t have electric until some big government liberal stuck his nose where it didn’t belong and demanded rural electrification. (Those rural Republican’s would still be sitting in the dark)

He is happy to see his dad who is now retired. His dad lives on Social Security and his union pension because some liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn’t have to. After his visit with dad he gets back in his car for the ride home.
He turns on a radio talk show, the host’s keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. (He doesn’t tell Joe that his beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day) Joe agrees, “We don’t need those big government liberals ruining our lives; after all, I’m a self made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have”.

Best answer:

Answer by Public Enemy
i cant believe you asked that.. haha not gettin an answer from me buddy , or anyone else — cause no one can be bothered to read it !!

i know everyone supports me !

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I’m not ever been told at a job about my strengths and weaknesses, what should I say in an interview?

Question by biker chick 3: I’m not ever been told at a job about my strengths and weaknesses, what should I say in an interview?
I have an interview today and every time I get asked what are my strengths and weaknesses I never know what to say I really want this job and what to sound good

Best answer:

Answer by Brown Eyed Girl ;)
Your strengths are the positive ways you can describe yourself in a professional way. Here are some examples -

Punctual, excellent interpersonal skills, multi-tasker, etc.

When they ask about your weaknesses, tell the interviewer that you don’t have any. This is a trick question.

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When I was 14 my mom was told I would be unable to ever keep a job. Why?

Question by Bethenia: When I was 14 my mom was told I would be unable to ever keep a job. Why?
Now I am 25 and I have had 23 (I think) jobs. I have left for various reasons; some good, some not. What’s wrong with me? I was thinking I just haven’t found what I want to do, but 23 is way too excessive. My mom just told me 2 years ago that my school counselor had told her this while I was in high school before I ever had a job but she doesn’t remember what else she said, such as why.

I know you can’t diagnose me or say exactly what my problem is, but if you know or any general idea or know other people with this problem, it would be helpful to let me know.
No it is not “alcohol syndrome baby” or whatever. It has nothing to do with alcohol or drugs or gambling or any kind of bad habits/addictions. retard…
It is not a self fulfilled prophecy. If I was told earlier, maybe it would be true. But she just told me this 2 years ago. And until then I’d already had maybe 18 jobs.

Btw, I started working at age 15. So it’s been 10 years.

Best answer:

Answer by Cthulhu Fhtagn
At least you’ll never been one of those sad people who do the same job every single day for years and years.

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